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I'm being drafted on the 25th, 24 days from now. It's probably gonna be a month of boot camp and then being home steadily and working in an office-like environment for three years. MMMM-HMMM. If not, I'LL RAISE SOME SHIT BRO'S.

In other news, me and my brother wrote a script for Halloween but it ended up way too long and ambitious for the time I have, so I basically cut more then half of it and hopefully the pace won't be too off. Maybe I'll release the full thing as an audio sketch.

Also, since I'm drafted on the 25th, and Halloween is on the 31st, if I do end up finishing this up, I hope Tom would understand me submitting it a few days earlier. =^________________________^=

And that is all. Go go buy my shirt and play Back to the Cubeture, cause it's fantastic.

I SEND YOU KISSES.
Yotam.

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98 Comments

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:37 PM LazyMuffin says:

HEY, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR BREASTS!

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:41 PM FrozenFire says:

Tom won't understand. He's such a square.cube.

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:45 PM LazyMuffin responds:

TOPICAL.

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:42 PM TheBoogley says:

boot camp? you are going to be all big and muscular in a month! unngggghhh!!

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:45 PM LazyMuffin responds:

I hopppeeee sooooo

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:48 PM ixintro says:

It's better to submit a week before anyway isn't it?

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:35 AM LazyMuffin responds:

A week? Probably a day before being drafted, just to be sure.

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:52 PM sinfulwolf says:

Good luck with boot camp. It ain't so bad... then again your Isreali so I really have no idea what its like for you.

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:55 PM WompWomp says:

i would hope that you don't deprive us all of your greatness :3

Sep. 30, 2009 | 11:58 PM coopdepoop says:

Kill some commies for me.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:40 AM LazyMuffin responds:

They'll be hard to come by, but sure.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 12:00 AM sucho says:

aw... your opener doesn't address me at all.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:40 AM LazyMuffin responds:

YOUR PROFILE SAYS OTHERWISE.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 12:02 AM CantflyRyan says:

Well Tom already made a Halloween 09 collection for a movie that came out a few weeks ago, so I doubt he'd care too much.

And for a second I thought you meant bra as in how gnarly surfer say bro. But the. there would've been a comma. GRAMMAR HIJINKS

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:41 AM LazyMuffin responds:

I would have wrote brah, probably.

Buy yeah, Tom is a dick.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 12:07 AM ethansmith918 says:

I'm going to miss you, Yotam. :'(

I just hope war isn't harsh on you.

Good luck. I hope you become a very rich animator one day.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:42 AM LazyMuffin responds:

It's not gonna be any different then July where I haven't submitted anything, so It's okay.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 12:08 AM Emanhattan says:

an office perel

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:42 AM LazyMuffin responds:

EPISODE 1

Oct. 1, 2009 | 12:09 AM RhysMus says:

get your shirt re-ordered back in small :D

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:42 AM LazyMuffin responds:

Just gain some weight you twiggy man.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 12:09 AM Perry says:

Shoot some arabs for the boys back home.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:43 AM LazyMuffin responds:

The girls don't deserve some Arab corpses? come on.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 12:15 AM Gonzossm says:

Yotam hates Gonzo. Good luck in bootcamp >:c <3

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:43 AM LazyMuffin responds:

Homosexual African Americans.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 12:21 AM ChadsWeb says:

Wait, "and then being home steadily and working in an office-like environment"

SO you're going to be at home, just with an office job?

Or will you be stationed elsewhere and we'll have no Yotam Kisses for 3 years D:

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:44 AM LazyMuffin responds:

I assume home. That's why I don't think this is much of big deal.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 1:05 AM Hoboweasel says:

I'm not versed on being drafted, but regardless, don't really think there's much danger going at the moment... if there is though I hope you stay safe man. Love your flashes and hope you make a lot more.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 1:15 AM fluffkomix says:

my birthday is on the 25th.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:44 AM LazyMuffin responds:

On your birthday an angel loses it's wings.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 1:24 AM UltraPitchFork says:

You gonna dig some holes.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 1:39 AM Goat-Man says:

I salute you Private Perel!

Please tell me you will be referred to as Private Perel from now on!
Sounds so good. All chalk full of alliteration and such :)

Oct. 1, 2009 | 1:52 AM Jonas says:

I hope there's conjugal visits.

I'll make you a man if boot camp doesn't.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:47 AM LazyMuffin responds:

We'll I'll probably get to come home on the second week... do you have skype?

Oct. 1, 2009 | 2:48 AM JheeBz says:

Newgrounds will miss you <3<3<3<3

Oct. 1, 2009 | 2:53 AM Rucklo says:

good luck, slacker-muffo ^___^

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:03 AM MarcyVF says:

I do really indeedly hope you'll make some kind of flash diary from your time in the military.
BUT ILL CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:48 AM LazyMuffin responds:

I'll write shit down, don't worry.
I KNOW A COMEDIC OPPORTUNITY WHEN I SEE ONE.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:06 AM HotDiggedyDemon says:

Well, in 3 years, will you draw ME something insensitive?

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:48 AM LazyMuffin responds:

I want a funny youtube first. I'M NOT CHEAP.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:32 AM peols001 says:

BREASTUSES

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:41 AM HyperGumba says:

thanks for kisses. The game´s great btw.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:46 AM SimonG says:

Good luck then.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 4:26 AM JAZZA says:

all my respect and well wishes and luck and pie and luck and pie.

fight the good fight young man :)

Oct. 1, 2009 | 5:05 AM assassin1337 says:

boot camp? just because your from Israel or just a figure of speech?

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:50 AM LazyMuffin responds:

Not sure what you mean, but yes, because I'm from Israel.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 6:53 AM flashwarrior says:

I did not care for back to the cubeture.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:52 AM LazyMuffin responds:

I don't care for you name, you JERK.
You don't look like much of a flash WARRIOR to me, more like a flash-in-charge-of-ammo-guy, cause you don't have any trophies so there has to be some anarchy to what the trophies resemble so take that you stupid ammo man.

I'M A KNIGHT BY THE WAY.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 6:55 AM psychomilkman says:

So...I herd u liek cubez

Oct. 1, 2009 | 7:09 AM VidGameDude says:

it's you and me against the world...
we attack at dawn...

lol seriously All of newgrounds and me are rooting for your safe return dude!

l8s

Oct. 1, 2009 | 8:28 AM TommyVF says:

Is the military like A THOUSAND PUSHUPS ON YOUR THUMBS NOW or is it not?

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:53 AM LazyMuffin responds:

No idea, to be honest.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 8:42 AM EdibleCastle says:

thanks for the support champ. so being drafted in your case just sounds like being forced to work in an office for 3 years... whats the point? such a waste of time. don't let them steal your creativity!

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:06 AM Tinkerer says:

Shoot some nazis for me please, I can't since I will never go to the army!!

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:08 AM masamu says:

don't go there!
there's monsters out there
and arabs!
ahhhhhhhh
ppppppssssssssiiiiiii

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:19 AM Glunnator says:

If it's Israel, you should be fine. Right?
I've got friends there who were drafted and are also fine.
They're fine, right?
You're gonna be fine, right?
Right?

If not, Someone'll have to bring you a new bra for on your grave.
...wait...

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:27 AM TomFulp says:

At least you get a cool shirt out of it! I wore an Israeli Defense Force t-shirt once in college but then an actual Israeli soldier came up to me, shook my hand and asked what unit I served in... I never wore it again out of personal shame.

And any day in October is fine for Halloween stuff!!!!

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:54 AM LazyMuffin responds:

I get free bus rides with my soldier tag as well!

Fantastic.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 10:00 AM Luis says:

lets have a warzone meetup.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 10:59 AM LazyMuffin responds:

I'll bring the barricades.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 10:31 AM sucho says:

c'mon yotam, you KNOW BETTER THAN ANY PROFILE. and i feel more hurt about beds not being addressed as proper seating areas for us who can't afford chairs.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 11:01 AM LazyMuffin responds:

Look at my audio section, LOOK AT IT.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 10:35 AM MindChamber says:

I like Luis's idea of a Warzone meet up.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 11:04 AM therealanimator says:

ill bring the rations

Oct. 1, 2009 | 11:18 AM thecatreturns123 says:

Oh god, why have you forsaken Yotam!?!?!?!?!?!?

Oct. 1, 2009 | 12:16 PM Jimtopia says:

We will miss you Yotam Pereerrerr...

Oct. 1, 2009 | 12:59 PM EliStone says:

good luck with being drafted, and im sure it will be just boot camp.
also were about in Israel you from?

Oct. 1, 2009 | 1:41 PM LazyMuffin responds:

Tel Aviv, thanks.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 1:00 PM rtil says:

watch out for rogue palestinian flying rocks

Oct. 1, 2009 | 1:15 PM AngryKobold says:

aww dude that sucks that you are being drafted, good luck and if bullets start flying just run in a zig-zag that usaully works :P

Oct. 1, 2009 | 1:22 PM BenTheHobo says:

From what I know of the Isreali military (which actually isnt much) your boot camp should at least be longer then the one Canadian forces do.
Which is a little over 8 weeks I think.
So your bootcamp will be longer then one month :(
But then, I'm not Isreali so I don't know.
But look at it this way, come the end of your bootcamp you'll know so many different ways to kill a man!

Oct. 1, 2009 | 2:04 PM CrabPope says:

When you kill your first enemy, make sure to eat his heart, that way you will absorb his courage, his delicious, delicious courage.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:19 PM LazyMuffin responds:

They teach you that, don't worry.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 2:24 PM Jonas says:

I don't have skype, should I get it ? I'm not really familiar with it enough to know what's required.

I'd be pleased as pumpkin pie to keep in touch with you though.

AS PUMPKIN PIE.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 2:41 PM Fthreat07 says:

All I can say is...

Strength and honor.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 2:42 PM L-L-Lag says:

Well, you can look to the Moving Targets toon by eddsworld for all you'll ever need to know about the army, as I'm sure it's absolutely accurate.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 2:45 PM L-L-Lag says:

WAIT I got one!

So you're saying we should give the Cuboy game a 'high five' then?

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:00 PM camobch0 says:

acne cream is delicous

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:04 PM dietzribi says:

All the dick.
You are are such a bong.
Nov '06 are tired.
:)

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:07 PM rockyace42 says:

Remember, looking down in the showers means "I'm available".

Good luck buddy.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:16 PM SammyMT says:

If A Bad Guy Craps Himself In Fear, Is It Bad To NOT Shoot Him?

Oct. 1, 2009 | 3:53 PM Incredibly-Ironic says:

When you get all strong and sweaty from the army send us pictures.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 4:08 PM GlassBomb says:

The army doesn't exist yotam, shutup

Oct. 1, 2009 | 4:53 PM LazyMuffin responds:

DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 4:37 PM VidGameDude says:

bring us back a souvenir!

l8s

Oct. 1, 2009 | 4:52 PM speeling says:

Will you be on anytime after the 25th?

Oct. 1, 2009 | 5:55 PM LazyMuffin responds:

after a month or so, yeah probably.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 4:56 PM VainZ says:

nice commercial for CUBETURE! i know its only about CUBETURE! i played CUBETURE! and it was CUBE-awesome! I AM THE ULTIMATE CUBER! AND YOU THE ULTIMATE COMMERCIAL MAKER-MONKEY! WE COULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Cuboys the name!

Oct. 1, 2009 | 6:22 PM Lundsfryd says:

Dude.. I seriously hope you get some office job. I watched an israeli ex-soldier from "breaking the silence" making a speech in my town. It was pretty hard to hear about the thing that the soldiers are put through and have to do to other people in the gaza strip. I would hate to see you haveing to go through the same thing.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 6:58 PM megakill32 says:

how long will you serve? im going to miss your work ='( you like my favorite artist on newgrounds. much love and good luck from sunny sunny florida!

Oct. 1, 2009 | 7:33 PM Shikamarana says:

I'm glad that you will be ok.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 8:12 PM lolman99 says:

Who is the guy in the chair?

Oct. 1, 2009 | 8:32 PM MrScriblam says:

boogley not that a flabby old bear such as yourself would know but the proper term is RIPPED UUUNG OH YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:45 PM tainted-dark says:

3 years!?! jees... that sucks. ill be 15 when you get back man... will you still have the urge to animate then? We will all miss ya lazymuffin!

Oct. 1, 2009 | 9:58 PM vampyro241 says:

You posted a comment on your own post...Anyway, that sucks. You have to take really cold showers...with men...DON'T DROP THE SOAP!

Oct. 3, 2009 | 1:28 AM TheMegaClock says:

raise hell for me
go rape an Iraqi.

Oct. 3, 2009 | 2:03 AM sucho says:

i was so excited, i hit the download button so many times that my desktop froze from all of the files.

Oct. 3, 2009 | 8:13 PM EvilInc says:

Wish you best of luck. Ugh... You maybe should pm Tom about it or something :P.
EvilInc out.

Oct. 3, 2009 | 11:17 PM Mr-No-Name says:

You should hope your Drill Sergeant is a fan of yours.
It would make for a good movie, you know?
No, wait, it wouldn't.

I'm still waiting for that musical you promised everyone when that one musical came out during christmas about spiderman and Jason Statham.

I WILL WAIT TILL THE GATES OF HELL CALL ME

Oct. 4, 2009 | 2:54 AM Fautzo says:

ble ble my friend turns 15 on the 17th maybe i'll make him a halloween birthday flash ble ble

Oct. 4, 2009 | 2:55 AM Fautzo says:

wait woah i'll be 17 when you come back aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oct. 4, 2009 | 6:25 PM LepyThedinosuar says:

Hey. Quit starin at my breastses.

Oct. 5, 2009 | 11:47 PM MyHero says:

Good luck, you will be missed very much...

Oct. 6, 2009 | 5:37 AM scottmartin666 says:

Drafted?? This is scary news. Don't let war break your funny bone of steel my friend! I will give you 1 piece of advice, don't forget to equip your rations!

Oct. 6, 2009 | 6:12 AM shortson says:

I'll miss you :c <3

Oct. 6, 2009 | 3:26 PM idiot-monarch says:

"I am sending you this movie in hopes that you'll one day have an incredible journey and maybe get a chance."

That was awesome to hear.

Oct. 6, 2009 | 9:50 PM someplaceelse says:

Good Luck Yotam Perel.

Oct. 7, 2009 | 9:00 PM Clam-Thingy says:

Hey LazyMuffin , there's something I wanted to tell you...JIGOO!
The freaks over at DV are gonna miss ya!

Oct. 7, 2009 | 9:22 PM jakenator85 says:

I was litterally the first one to view that. I like all of your flash, really. I favorited it before I even watched it. I gave it a 5.
^ 0 ^

Oct. 7, 2009 | 9:28 PM Jesuslizard says:

I went to a party at the local county jail
All the cons were dancing and the band began to wail
But the guys were indiscreet
They were brawling in the street
At the local dance at the local county jail
Well the band were playing
And the booze began to flow
But the sound came over on the police car radio
Down at precinct 49
Having a tear-gas of a time
Sergeant baker got a call from the governor of the county jail
Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
I love to hear those convicts squeal
Its a shame these slugs aint real
But we cant have dancin at the local county jail
Sergeant baker and his men made a bee-line for the jail
And for miles around
You could hear the sirens wail
Theres a rumor goin round death row
That a fuse is gonna blow
At the local hop at the local county jail
Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do
Sergeant baker started talkin
With a bullhorn in his hand
He was cool, he was clear
He was always in command
He said blood will flow;
Here padre
Padre you talk to your boys...
Trust in me -
God will come to set you free
Well we dont understand
Why you called in the national guard
When uncle sam is the one
Who belongs in the exercise yard
We all got balls and brains
But somes got balls and chains
At the local dance at the local county jail
Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
Is it really such a crime
For a guy to spend his time
At the local dance at the local county jail
At the local dance at the local county jail
Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do

Oct. 7, 2009 | 11:12 PM Kevin says:

Your T-Shirt really did massage my nipples.

I... I... I love you.

Oct. 7, 2009 | 11:47 PM Zombie-Pimp says:

lol dude what is it with you and child abuse :P

Oct. 8, 2009 | 2:13 AM groundbreaker1011 says:

My eyes are going to miss you.

Oct. 8, 2009 | 2:14 AM groundbreaker1011 says:

Child abuse is hilarious.

Oct. 8, 2009 | 9:59 AM Tomciiiui says:

My brother's is in the Austrian armed force right now..
kinda the same that you'll do.

They had to sleep in the forest for a day, they were shooting with some guns, they were building sand-sack walls..

it's for 6 months in austria.

Oct. 8, 2009 | 12:25 PM Wasim says:

Location: Palestina

Oct. 8, 2009 | 3:27 PM therealanimator says:

lazymuffin i hope you will be making some flashes BOY....erm anywhoo i love you

Oct. 8, 2009 | 5:23 PM Thundaboom16 says:

I'm pretty sure your office will secretly have flash cs3 installed on your computer for halloween goodness.

Speaking of halloween, do they celebrate it in Israel?

Oct. 9, 2009 | 3:27 AM Battosai810 says:

Don't ever change, you crazy diamond.

Oct. 10, 2009 | 12:00 AM Goldfishie says:

Hmm, maybe being in boot camp will help your tiny, baby asian girl arms.
Then you won't have to masturbate to animation! :D

Oct. 10, 2009 | 2:22 PM Torotuo says:

ppl are all like obama evil uncle sam evil come back but there is not drafting in america. ur in isreal. LOL and to know it's true i just gotta remember is real !!

Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:09 PM Fleek says:

dont get assed!!!

Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:48 PM SisyphusFalls says:

You're not even gone and I miss you already.

If the shirt was in a medium, I'd probably buy it. After all, Cripple Boy told me to.

Looking forward to your eventual return to us!

Oct. 12, 2009 | 8:44 PM Frakenbourrough says:

Good luck with boot camp, go learn some krav maga and kick some ass.