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I was supposed to be drafted on the 25th, and my father randomly checked my draft date online and they changed it to the 19th, which is this Monday.
So I just wanted to let everyone know I'll be gone from Monday till... I don't really know. Probably a month or so. I'm gonna be an... armory technician... MMM-HHMMMM. Hopefully after the course I'll be home daily, if not I'll do my best to make sure I will.

If I get my cell phone figured out I might be able to update my twitter, that would be kinda fun.

ANYWAY, I'll bring a notebook over there, hopefully funny stuff will happen.
Me running and not being able to catch my breath isn't funny... or me getting my elbow's skinned from shooting an M16. I'm very fragile.

By the way, my brother will probably get on my account and make posts so you guys can vote on stuff we made... hopefully I'll come back and be n***a-rich.

Oh, and here's an awesome character I drew when I was 11. His name is Bilbdude.

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74 Comments

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:13 PM NicKoLa93 says:

omg Bilbdude is awesome :o

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:18 PM bocodamondo says:

whoa i see you draw has really changed :D

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:18 PM bl00db47h says:

Bilbdude is smexy.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:19 PM Troppus says:

you forgot the very last T? :>

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:20 PM NicKoLa93 says:

wait, i don't understand english very well.. omg are you joining the army?

Oct. 15, 2009 | 7:37 PM LazyMuffin responds:

^_________^

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:20 PM Spite says:

Yo yo yo check this out

print and sell that

Oct. 15, 2009 | 7:37 PM LazyMuffin responds:

I would wear that all the fucking time, different color ariel font.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:20 PM Spite says:

The shirt that is

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:22 PM Flee says:

good luck

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:34 PM flashwarrior says:

woah you raped bilbdude of his sweet baggy pants not a very dude thing to do brohammurabi

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:40 PM Feuse says:

Haha! i like the hands :)

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:40 PM JonBro says:

The "yoyoyo check this out" shirt should be an Internet meme. It would beat all the other ones in existence.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 7:38 PM LazyMuffin responds:

/b/ that shit bro

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:46 PM Archon68 says:

I hope you don't die. :D

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:52 PM just2pale says:

You could always break your ankles.. That's how my friend got out of the army after he joined. I would say your wrists, but drawing with your mouth isn't so great.

Best of luck man.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 7:38 PM LazyMuffin responds:

Jesus Christ, never.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:52 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:

goodbye for now :'(

Oct. 15, 2009 | 4:52 PM MrScriblam says:

ol blue eyes

Oct. 15, 2009 | 5:03 PM TURDO says:

Good luck dude :*c
PS I'm the shortys-shorts guy who bought an avatar on devart
I hope you spent that money wisely T-T

Oct. 15, 2009 | 5:18 PM thepetergriffin says:

goof luck ma brotha

Oct. 15, 2009 | 5:35 PM Sweeper128 says:

Sneaky, sneaky Army.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 5:35 PM 10JD says:

Bye lazymuffin you will be missed.
Hurry on back

PS
Bilbdude is hawt!

Oct. 15, 2009 | 7:39 PM LazyMuffin responds:

I'll run!

Oct. 15, 2009 | 6:03 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

Good luck

Oct. 15, 2009 | 6:25 PM RubberNinja says:

I like age 11 more.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 7:39 PM LazyMuffin responds:

Me too, I could never re-create crappy drawings.
It's a shame really.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 6:44 PM fluffkomix says:

well at least my birthday wont be so bad anymore

Oct. 15, 2009 | 6:55 PM lolman99 says:

Unfair

Oct. 15, 2009 | 6:56 PM LepyThedinosuar says:

Tell your dad to shut up.
Also, hopefully you'll be back in six weeks, but that's America's BT.
But if the Army decides that they love you, it'll probably only be a month.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 6:59 PM Kilgorn says:

i actually dont see much of a difference, other than cleaner lines. Anyhow, good luck

Oct. 15, 2009 | 7:39 PM LazyMuffin responds:

Well, yeah. ):

Oct. 15, 2009 | 7:21 PM anflan says:

Yeaaahh!! I'm in the US airforce, starting January.
Yay for the Military. :)

Oct. 15, 2009 | 7:38 PM LazyMuffin responds:

I guess it's nicer if you have an option.
STAY STRONG.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 8:01 PM HappyHarry says:

I say you draw Bilbdude every 7 years for the rest of your life.

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

Oct. 15, 2009 | 9:46 PM LazyMuffin responds:

Like that movie 7UP... INTERESTING.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 8:16 PM Vert says:

Good luck! You'll need it.

Honestly, I do hope things turn out ok for you.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 8:27 PM ethansmith918 says:

Be careful, Yotam. I just hope the Isreali army isn't full of meanie-heads.. >:(

Oct. 15, 2009 | 9:24 PM KillerKake says:

Bilbdude, is this a PokeMon Convention Sir?

Oct. 15, 2009 | 9:33 PM sucho says:

once i'm done with the silliness of san fran, i'm gonna buy some shit offa you.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 9:35 PM NightBreaker says:

well, what's your twitter then?
twitter.com/lazymuffin?

Oct. 15, 2009 | 9:44 PM LazyMuffin responds:

perel1984

Oct. 15, 2009 | 10:32 PM Luis says:

cool youve gotten worserest over time.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 11:20 PM FrozenFire says:

What happened? You used to be so good.

Oct. 15, 2009 | 11:25 PM UltraPitchFork says:

LOL U KNOWN ARTIST SO ME MAKE COMMENT STI

Oct. 15, 2009 | 11:26 PM Joelasticot says:

me avec i post!!! omGUe

Oct. 15, 2009 | 11:26 PM UltraPitchFork says:

LOL Joelastioc WE MAK GMES TOGHETER LOL

Oct. 15, 2009 | 11:33 PM evanarmagast says:

you've gotten worse. :/

Oct. 15, 2009 | 11:39 PM Supapimp2k3 says:

Hrrmm.. .Technician Eh? You know what kinda of technician you'll be? Like electronics, or something?

Oct. 16, 2009 | 12:33 AM AriaSuperior says:

cut one of your toes
;)

Oct. 16, 2009 | 7:26 PM LazyMuffin responds:

);

uhm, yes.

Oct. 16, 2009 | 1:02 AM assassin1337 says:

why are most the men in Israel are joining its forces against someone with no tanks and f16,helicopter and shit! is Israel a "democratic" state to not having to join the Israeli military or the IDF?

Oct. 16, 2009 | 7:26 PM LazyMuffin responds:

Not sure what you mean. It's not as if the army only goes against people with rocks, they have the ability to kill people.

Oct. 16, 2009 | 1:40 AM Josh-B says:

Just show them that picture and they'll definitely be convinced your talents are needed elsewhere.

Oct. 16, 2009 | 2:32 AM SimonG says:

Good luck!

Oct. 16, 2009 | 4:26 PM masamu says:

try not to die from the paper cuts
and he have gamer glove,he's a crazy madafuka

Oct. 16, 2009 | 4:52 PM NationalAlliance says:

The improvement in 7 years of work is vast.

Oct. 16, 2009 | 5:05 PM shanez1313 says:

Ah, humble beginnings.

Oct. 16, 2009 | 6:15 PM X1n30ph says:

Armory Technician? You mean the people that clean and maintain the weaponry? You'll still probably end up closing every other shabbat, even if you go home every day. Also, which branch are you heading into? :)

Oct. 16, 2009 | 7:25 PM LazyMuffin responds:

I DON'T KNOW!
lama ha tzava kol kah mevalbel...
ain leha ksharim bishvili?

Come on, HOOK A BROTHA UP.

Oct. 16, 2009 | 9:03 PM dominic001000 says:

its ok

Oct. 17, 2009 | 12:31 AM Izzy712 says:

You're style hasn't really changed that much, exept for the fact that it got a hell of a lot cleaner :3 HOPEFULLY SEE YOU IN A MONTH, BRO.

Oct. 17, 2009 | 4:21 AM BloodofOblivion523 says:

I wish you didn't have to leave! The best of luck! Please make it back safe.

Oct. 17, 2009 | 5:13 AM Sterance says:

well shit dude, best of luck. If you are having troubles holding the M16 steady, you can press the side of the magazine against your left forearm (assuming you are right handed). that should help you steady your aim a bit. i hope the only thing you'll have to shoot is a piece of paper though. hope that helps

Oct. 17, 2009 | 5:43 AM lemonface says:

Just don't get shot... Even if it's by your own rifle...

Oct. 17, 2009 | 6:23 AM Rawrnstuff says:

Man, you don't even have to update for a month. Bilbdude is my new hero. I'll be staring at this when you get back.

Promise.

Oct. 17, 2009 | 3:48 PM Jesseblade74 says:

Translation: Hey, see what happened!

I speak properese.

Oct. 17, 2009 | 4:43 PM Mulchings says:

Good luck Mr Muffin, I'll wait for you.

Oct. 17, 2009 | 6:34 PM Feuse says:

Yotam did you just say "Jesus Christ" ? arent you jewish ;')?

Oct. 17, 2009 | 8:10 PM LazyMuffin responds:

I can still use PHRASES.

Oct. 17, 2009 | 9:21 PM Jesuslizard says:

We need to get this relationship back on track, honey.

Oct. 17, 2009 | 9:36 PM Coen4 says:

lol thats a epic drawing =P

Oct. 18, 2009 | 10:19 AM masamu says:

Roman is right,you go against all what you have been trained until now
you HAVE BEEN join TO THE DARK SIDE

Oct. 18, 2009 | 10:32 AM Jinx-Studios says:

Hey billdude.

Oct. 18, 2009 | 4:22 PM Feuse says:

sneaky..

Oct. 18, 2009 | 4:23 PM Feuse says:

opsis forgot to say lucks in the army..

Oct. 18, 2009 | 8:01 PM EvilInc says:

Don't get stuck in one of those machines ;),
wish you best of luck!

Oct. 19, 2009 | 2:33 AM Elmhurst676 says:

Kill some commies for me, old pal.

Oct. 19, 2009 | 6:20 AM Wasim says:

7 years.. and it still looks like the old one

also

Location: Palestina

Oct. 20, 2009 | 2:23 AM full-metal-albatross says:

Contrary to belief, the Canadian Armed Forces are the greatest military in the world. Sure, the Americans have the tech and the money, but when shit gets tough, they call us Canadians. Israel should join with us and take down those American pigs!

Oct. 20, 2009 | 2:36 AM TommyVF says:

Somebody be with you, Yotam.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 11:37 PM jake-thesnake says:

Oh thank you! Man as soon as I heard you were being drafted I started to panic and think that you were going to be like fighting and shit, but this doesn't sound too bad. Anyways I wish lots of late luck in the army!
P.S. don't stop your genius!

Oct. 21, 2009 | 1:10 PM ViralNebula says:

So, exactly which %u05D7%u05D8%u05D9%u05D1%u05D4 are you in? How can you not know yet? Shouldn't they have told you so close to the draft date? O.o

Personally, I'd probably want to go into %u05E0%u05E6%u05D7 %u05D9%u05D4%u05D5%u05D3%u05D4. Of course, most of the time, if you push enough, you can get into (almost) any "normal" unit.
Unfortunately, I still have another year to go till my "conscription".

Oct. 21, 2009 | 1:12 PM ViralNebula says:

/selfslap for double post. Newgrounds can't comprehend different languages. O.o
For the record, the first word is: "Chativah".
The second: "Netzach Yehudah".