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LazyMuffin

BOOT CAMP!

Posted by LazyMuffin Oct. 24, 2009 @ 9:20 AM EDT

Bootcampwise
First week of boot camp was silly, it consisted mostly of standing up in the sun and eating gray omelet.
Were getting M16's this week and we need to have them on us at all times, sleep with em under our pillows and such. Gonna have two gun ranges and that's probably it for me and guns.

Two more weeks of boot camp, then some sort of course, then just serving somewhere for three years. I'll probably be home daily.

So THAT'S THAT.

Orgasmgirlwise
Of course, my two most popular animations are about sex flash games. Oh wells.

I'm gonna go pack now. BYE.

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Oct. 24, 2009 | 9:22 AM myersman says:

yay Yotam will live!!!


Oct. 24, 2009 | 9:23 AM DevintheDinosaur says:

Cya, god speed man. *salute*


Oct. 24, 2009 | 9:28 AM sapphirefear says:

Good luck!


Oct. 24, 2009 | 9:28 AM AronKong says:

RWD meet n fuck
and
RWD orgasm girl

Oct. 24, 2009 | 9:50 AM LazyMuffin responds:

next
RWD meet n fuck orgasm girl


Oct. 24, 2009 | 9:32 AM assassin1337 says:

what Zionist faggotry will you put up in 10 years?


Oct. 24, 2009 | 9:32 AM VidGameDude says:

good luck dude...

keep your wits about yeh...

and always....always...always...keep your guard....

i dont have much more to say then.... good luck soldier and i wish you a safe return.

l8s man.....l8s


Oct. 24, 2009 | 9:37 AM Wasim says:

just dont shoot any palestines uh hu


Oct. 24, 2009 | 9:41 AM cakeman16 says:

Heres 2 tips about sleeping on a gun under your pillow.
1.) Keep it pointed near someone you hate.
2.) Dony sleep on the trigger :L


Oct. 24, 2009 | 9:42 AM JoSilver says:

M16... why not an UZI...

Oct. 24, 2009 | 9:50 AM LazyMuffin responds:

Cause M16 are easier to handle.



Oct. 24, 2009 | 10:08 AM chainsawmurderer53 says:

Don't get shot M'kay?


Oct. 24, 2009 | 10:16 AM masamu says:

but you said that you gonna be at the kirea


Oct. 24, 2009 | 10:21 AM Thundaboom16 says:

Actually, I just think the side mouth appearance made that flash popular.

How come you never added side mouth in your Orgasm Girl one?


Oct. 24, 2009 | 10:23 AM TURDO says:

poop


Oct. 24, 2009 | 10:23 AM sucho says:

sooooo.... what are you gonna name your new M16? you're gonna get all of its shots right? i've heard teething is a nightmare.


Oct. 24, 2009 | 10:27 AM molkman says:

Lol, you camp in boots? Donchoo have some kind of tents. : >


Oct. 24, 2009 | 10:32 AM Kaneda-X says:

If you get beat with dry soap in pillow cases, don't go into the bathroom with a handgun and shoot the drill instructor and off yourself afterwards, you fat fuck.


Oct. 24, 2009 | 10:42 AM Griffonzo67 says:

I imagine you being in the army scene in Full Metal Jacket right about now. You name your gun?


Oct. 24, 2009 | 11:13 AM flam3boy says:

you were my favorite flash creator in all of newgrounds dude. =(


Oct. 24, 2009 | 11:30 AM zZSpongeFreak26Zz says:

Maye RWD:Boot Camp


Oct. 24, 2009 | 11:52 AM turtleco says:

wait, I thought it was just a desk job... :(

Oct. 24, 2009 | 12:14 PM LazyMuffin responds:

3 weeks of boot camp, noidea how long of course, then some desk job probably.


Oct. 24, 2009 | 12:00 PM lolman99 says:

I salute thee for being a good sport.


Oct. 24, 2009 | 12:16 PM Hoboweasel says:

You should exchange your M16 for a camera, document how it is there, and fold paper cranes. It worked for Hideo Kuze... oh wait... never mind...


Oct. 24, 2009 | 12:16 PM AngryKobold says:

just gotta say good luck man and dont sooot yourself in the foot!!!!!!!


Oct. 24, 2009 | 12:38 PM Archon68 says:

Three years? AWWW


Oct. 24, 2009 | 12:40 PM 10JD says:

Lets just pray they don't turn you into a man, you will prolly loose your sense of humor.

PS
before you go, i must know, what smoothness you use on the brush tool!


Oct. 24, 2009 | 12:47 PM Mexifry says:

I love shooting M16's.

How did you enjoy the experience.


Oct. 24, 2009 | 12:50 PM dietzribi says:

%u05E6%u05D9%u05D9%u05E8%u05EA %u05D0%u05EA %u05D4%u05DB%u05D5%u05DE%u05EA%u05D4 %u05D4%u05E4%u05D5%u05DA %u05E6%u05E2%u05D9%u05E8


Oct. 24, 2009 | 12:51 PM dietzribi says:

i guess hebrew doesn't work.
ZIYARTA ET HA KUMTA HAFUH ZAIR


Oct. 24, 2009 | 12:58 PM snoregore says:

Guess, see you in 2012, if the world hasn't ended by some big mayan disaster... LOL!!!!!! Like that would ever happen!!!! But seriously, man, see ya. :*(


Oct. 24, 2009 | 1:15 PM doondeka says:

DONT COME BACK TERROSIST?.....nvm....dont come back with insanity


Oct. 24, 2009 | 1:25 PM fluffkomix says:

send us pics of your gun.


Oct. 24, 2009 | 1:34 PM bl00db47h says:

I think you'd be better with an RPG under your pillow.


Oct. 24, 2009 | 2:11 PM TheUnknownEntity says:

Are you the comic relief guy in your squad?


Oct. 24, 2009 | 2:22 PM chubbthehippo says:

thats nice


Oct. 24, 2009 | 2:46 PM Jinx-Studios says:

GoodBye, sweet Prince...

*tear*


Oct. 24, 2009 | 2:58 PM francesco9001 says:

Come back you freaking basterd. I want to see more from you...


Oct. 24, 2009 | 3:01 PM flashwarrior says:

Do you get to wear a cool army brown and army green colored uniform?


Oct. 24, 2009 | 3:12 PM coopdepoop says:

You know, it sounds REALLY unsafe to sleep with a gun under your pillow, loaded or not.


Oct. 24, 2009 | 3:16 PM therealanimator says:

yotam don't get shot ok? we don't want another dead NG member..


Oct. 24, 2009 | 3:20 PM IDuDe says:

So I'm guessing you're a jobnick now, right?
So what actually would you be doing for 3 years?


Oct. 24, 2009 | 3:46 PM Alec-D says:

You know it's funny, because you're more popular than a dead guy.

and he could animate betterrrrrrrrrrr


Oct. 24, 2009 | 4:05 PM Frequentflyer says:

Its just everyone thinks your characters are sexy.


Oct. 24, 2009 | 4:10 PM AIRYman50 says:

DROP AND GIVE ME 20 MAGGOT!!!


Oct. 24, 2009 | 4:15 PM JagerMaster says:

Yotam! don't tell them about us Zionist plans of taking over the world and abuse poor people that did absolutly nothing!! (except firing mortars to the south Israel for 8 years and so...)

Ho wait, 1 more thing.
%u05DC%u05D0 %u05DB%u05D5%u05DC%u05DD %u05E6%u05E8%u05D9%u05DB%u05D9%u05DD %u05DC%u05D3%u05E2%u05EA %u05E9%u05D0%u05EA%u05D4 %u05E6%u05E2%u05D9%u05E8 %u05DE%u05EA
%u05D5%u05D0%u05EA%u05D4 %u05DC%u05D0 %u05E6%u05E8%u05D9%u05DA %u05DC%u05E1%u05E4%u05E8 %u05DC%u05DB%u05D5%u05DC%u05DD %u05DE%u05D4 %u05D0%u05EA%u05D4 %u05E2%u05D5%u05E9%u05D4 %u05D1%u05E6%u05D1%u05D0
%u05D6%u05D4 %u05E8%u05E7 %u05DE%u05DC%u05D4%u05D9%u05D8 %u05D0%u05E0%u05E9%u05D9%u05DD %u05E9%u05DB%u05D1%u05E8 %u05E9%u05D5%u05E0%u05D0%u05D9%u05DD %u05D0%u05D5%u05EA%u05E0%u05D5 %u05D5%u05D6%u05D4 %u05DE%u05D9%u05D5%u05EA%u05E8 %u05DC%u05D7%u05DC%u05D5%u05D8%u05D9%
u05DF


Oct. 24, 2009 | 4:16 PM JagerMaster says:

it doesn't support Hebrew i see...
never mind


Oct. 24, 2009 | 4:18 PM Fiziks says:

Good to hear!... I mean the home daily part. That's pretty cool.

Remember to stay fab, kiddo. I'll send you some pink army fatigues to wear ;D


Oct. 24, 2009 | 6:54 PM Peglay says:

fuck the M16! AK47 rulez!!!


Oct. 25, 2009 | 4:40 AM HotDiggedyDemon says:

Hey man look at what I made in after effects

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlsJNf w2qAc

Oct. 30, 2009 | 2:15 AM LazyMuffin responds:

fuck you you cheater how did you do that

Updated: Oct. 30, 2009, 2:15 AM

Oct. 25, 2009 | 5:54 PM lolman99 says:

I saw your "Crabs" remix on Weebls stuff, how come you never uploaded it?


Oct. 26, 2009 | 7:23 AM boss30 says:

are the m16s the auto kind or the semi-auto kind?

Oct. 30, 2009 | 2:12 AM LazyMuffin responds:

It's illegal to use an m16 on auto, war laws and stuff.
We used it on singles.


Oct. 26, 2009 | 8:30 AM Roxychu says:

Squee! I saw your meet and fuck episode by chance it's so true! ^_^ I love the meet n fuck games all the same though.


Oct. 26, 2009 | 3:42 PM st91 says:

oooo! handsome!


Oct. 26, 2009 | 3:43 PM st91 says:

wait, who are you guys in conflict with again? or is it just simply so that if a conflict were to arise, you would have the training experience to be able to join.


Oct. 26, 2009 | 5:11 PM EvilInc says:

I thought they gave the rookies mp5's.
Protend your a real soldier, can you get missions you got to kill americans?


Oct. 27, 2009 | 1:13 AM conn1496 says:

YOU SHALL BE MISSED!
=:(
Boohoo....DONT MAKE ME GET ALL EMOTIONAL!
good luck


Oct. 27, 2009 | 1:47 AM jakester726 says:

dude boot camp is fun as hell!!! it rox sox


Oct. 27, 2009 | 12:47 PM bocodamondo says:

i hope you can survive it lazy
and what i really hope is
when you done please make a flash about it pleaseeeeeeee ^^


Oct. 27, 2009 | 10:03 PM NeilPlusStudios says:

Im gonna miss ya man.


Oct. 28, 2009 | 1:46 PM TommyVF says:

Don't shoot the gun under your pillow while you sleep, cause then you won't be able to make the cool guitar music anymore.

Good luck or something. And Namless 5 Vol. 2 still is GR8.


Oct. 29, 2009 | 10:58 PM Anonymouses says:

Don't fuckin' leave, Yotam. I...I love you. <3


Oct. 29, 2009 | 11:00 PM Show-R-Studios says:

Good luck, JEW! Or at least I would think you are, I know I am! HUZZAH!


Oct. 29, 2009 | 11:19 PM max877 says:

NO NOOOO THOSE BSTARDS UL BE um... SERIOUS NOT THE RANDOM U U u R NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZzzzz plz dont go but ur gonez i bet and i dont make a difirence


Oct. 29, 2009 | 11:21 PM Tofu-Shinobi says:

Good luck man I hope your Boot Camp goes good for you like mine is


Oct. 29, 2009 | 11:25 PM FatJoe214 says:

Watch out for snipers!


Oct. 29, 2009 | 11:47 PM BlackMorningStudios says:

*Salutes* Remember when in war, and the ask you to recon, bring extra ammo...just saying. Dismissed grunt...nah just kidding, good luck to you.


Oct. 29, 2009 | 11:50 PM BlackMorningStudios says:

I forgot to mention, your like the Elvis Presley of New Grounds...only in Israel.


Oct. 30, 2009 | 3:05 AM SisyphusFalls says:

I am a wee bit jealous that you get a gun and I do not.

I would take your place any day, if it meant you didn't have to do this. Glad it doesn't fulfill all your worst worries. Miss you, and take care of yourself! It's a cruel world out there, to be all on your own... in the sun... with omelets...


Oct. 30, 2009 | 3:09 AM FurryDemon says:

152 BBS posts? I could have sworn you had more...


Oct. 30, 2009 | 3:49 AM Famiry says:

Have fun fighting in world war two! Oh wait. You're not. Because world war two was cool. They had Nazi's to fight. You can't fight any Nazi's, sissy.

Sissy. >:(

just kidding. I hope you live to be 1,000.


Oct. 30, 2009 | 9:37 AM drodZILiA says:

*salute*


Oct. 30, 2009 | 1:13 PM X1n30ph says:

I take it your doing 02 then? Heh, it'll be a fun experience. Plus you said you're going to be in Tzrifin, right? Probably the best base for shopping wise, screw the Kiriya, you don't want to be a snob, do ya? Man up and head for Golani! :P


Oct. 30, 2009 | 4:10 PM jakenator85 says:

Good by Lazymuffin I LOVE YOU!


Oct. 30, 2009 | 6:46 PM Eammy says:

BRAKA BRAKA BRAKA!!!


Oct. 30, 2009 | 7:54 PM dsr2k says:

Lol, if I can make it man, I'm sure you can to!
Just finishing up my service and going to college soon, best of luck Yotam!
Gonna miss your silly toons, made me laugh on my deployment. :P


Oct. 30, 2009 | 9:45 PM Newbie99 says:

Congrads in being in the army. Do others there know you from your animations? and goodluck out there, those M-16's tend to jam A LOT. Hoorah


Oct. 30, 2009 | 10:59 PM LoZackMajoraMask says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOESSSS!!! (i'll miis yu now i have to watch EGORAPTOR flashes! Muther fuckr! grrrrrrr. Btw my mom was watching oprah and i heard "men, get,new,vagina" all in the same sentence!)

your fan/bitch/sexslave/maid/mom/dad/broth er/tv/computer/breakfast
LoZackmajoramask


Oct. 31, 2009 | 6:18 AM grimmlock808 says:

Ask the people in charge if they know what Newgrounds is and if they know who they are f***ing with, hahaha! But seriously, good luck and all that stuffs.


Oct. 31, 2009 | 4:29 PM TheBoogley says:

you look great it green!


Nov. 1, 2009 | 4:22 PM nuhvok01 says:

Couldn't this whole thing be avoided if Israel was just given back to its previous occupants? No need to fight a pointless war.


Nov. 1, 2009 | 7:17 PM ANTIMEN13 says:

dude heres some info m16s contain 30 rounds. =s


Nov. 1, 2009 | 9:43 PM funbie says:

please don't get shot.


Nov. 2, 2009 | 2:24 PM pieman009 says:

Dont let the drill Sergent touch you in various areas.
Its not healthy.


Nov. 3, 2009 | 9:29 PM VainZ says:

You gonna be a smexy soldat with mucha chicka?


Nov. 4, 2009 | 10:20 AM acush0919 says:

IFU DIE ILL FREAK AND LIGHT MY HOUSE ON FIRE


Nov. 5, 2009 | 5:49 PM rinotooth says:

I will miss thee...................dont get shot, i need you to come back and make more nameless...


Nov. 8, 2009 | 8:56 AM monkeyish says:

U NEVER ANSWER MY MESAGES WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!.pe ace out


Nov. 11, 2009 | 8:53 AM platypuspwn says:

Ha! Bootcamp in America is 10 weeks

Nov. 13, 2009 | 2:57 AM LazyMuffin responds:

There are 6 month boot camps, it's just that I'm doing a pussy kind of boot camp.


Nov. 14, 2009 | 6:42 PM turtleco says:

hay man, try to make the best of it. Look out for some tributes ;D


Nov. 19, 2009 | 9:11 PM rjblaze215 says:

good luck with that dude.

stay safe


Nov. 21, 2009 | 5:30 AM test-object says:

Fuck you, gray omelet is awesome : 0


Nov. 21, 2009 | 11:52 PM Precutmango says:

Please don't shoot yourself while sleeping with your M16, I need someone to fill the Chocolate Man shaped hole in my heart


Nov. 22, 2009 | 10:19 PM jakenator85 says:

I sended you a kitty, but before I do, where do I send it?


Nov. 25, 2009 | 10:30 PM crazy-clown10 says:

I hope you know I miss you more than John Lennon.


Nov. 26, 2009 | 3:36 PM XnewgroundsgurlX says:

Aww :( don't get shot or i'll be REALLY, REALLY sad coz i love your flashes :( have a great time and try to enjoy yourself ^^ best wishes.


Nov. 26, 2009 | 5:00 PM shinron666 says:

I am a single mother and my only son, Jamie, is 13. About six months ago I walked into his room to ask him if he wanted to come with me to my sister's house for the evening. I opened the door without knocking and gently knocked as I looked around the door. When I saw him he was half sitting half lying on the bed with an ENORMOUS erection in his hand. I just stood and stared in amazement as I saw that my 13 year old son had a much bigger penis than his father or any other man I had been with. He lay still for a moment staring back at me before starting back wanking his big cock again. I could not believe he was going to carry on and do it in front of me but I was transfixed and glued to the spot. He was breathing hard and looking right at me while I glanced at his face but stayed fixed on his huge, throbbing cock which was leaking precum from its bulbous head. He started to grunt and then he shot streams of thick spunk out all over his chest and stomach. It came out hard and in large amounts, maybe four big jets and a few small squirts. I stood dumbstruck as he lay panting and milking the last of his load from his still hard dick. He looked me right in the eye and grinned his gorgeous grin before saying, "Enjoy the show?" I just turned and left the room in a whirl of emotions. I walked around trying to think what to do but all I could do was think how fantastic his penis looked. I told myself it was wrong but I was turned on so I could not decide what to do. I sneaked home late that night so as to avoid him. I couldn't look at him the next morning but he was grinning all the time and trying to ask me what was wrong. He was saying things like I shouldn't worry about seeing him as he enjoyed it more than ever, and that he thought I enjoyed it too. I ignored him and when he asked me to admit I enjoyed watching, I walked out.

That night when he came home he was quiet and I thought he might have realised he was wrong to have flaunted himself in front of me. Later he was in the living room watching TV while I was doing some cleaning and I walked into the living room to dust the furniture. He was sitting on the couch stark naked with his clothes in a pile on the floor wanking his big, hard cock. I gasped and managed to ask him what the hell he was playing at. He grinned and said he was doing what we both wanted him to do. I said that was not true, but he calmly said that it was. Then he said, "I can tell because you keep staring at my cock. It's big for my age, isn't it?" I was shaking and I wanted to leave but I couldn't. I just kept on staring. He then told me how he had wanked with his friends and his cock was twice the size of some of theirs. I said I wasn't surprised. Then I said, "It's bigger than any grown man's I have seen in the flesh." I couldn't believe I was telling him that. I saw him grin proudly. "Is it really?" he asked, and I told him yes. "Do you like it?" he asked, and I told him yes. He wanked harder and panted and I saw his abs flexing and his massive penis swelling as he grunted that he was going to cum. He came even more and even harder than he had the night before, even hitting his face and neck with the first two jets. He must have shot eight or nine jets and as he lay sweating and panting. I was sweating and panting too.

I sat down next to him. He turned and looked at me, smiling. "Did you enjoy that as much as I did," he asked. I told him yes. "Well I'll be able to do it again if you want to do it for me," he said with a smile. I said he must be joking but he said no. As he stroked his still hard penis he invited me to take hold of it. I couldn't resist. I took hold of his fat, sticky shaft and squeezed it before stroking up its length and over the spermy head, then down the underside to his large balls. He giggled cheekily and said, "See mum, I knew you'd like it." I stroked and squeezed his cock and balls with one hand while I rubbed his chest and stomach with the other, smoothing the cum over his warm, smooth skin. I had told him before how well muscled he was for his age and I complimented him again as I felt his impressively firm and defined chest and stomach muscles beneath the film of spunk.

I began to wank his mighty penis harder and faster as I continued to rub his toned body. He was breathing deeply and saying, "Oh yes mum, I love it, you are doing it so good." I said, "I love wanking you Jamie. Your dick is so big and sexy." I kept on wanking him for a good ten minutes before his pants and moans became grunts and he said he was cumming. "Do it Jamie," I urged. He shot his second load out over his stomach and my hand. I rubbed his hot cum all over his body and then we both said how much we enjoyed it. I told him to go and shower and I went to my room and fingered myself to a quick and intense orgasm.

The next night I undressed him and I got a ruler and tape measure to see how big he actually was. I measured him at seven inches in length and 5 inches around. I then stripped off with him and we started stroking and wanking each other. He had never seen a woman naked before and I showed him where everything was. He came quickly but he then concentrated on getting me off and I came soon afterwards. We have continued in this way ever since, though we only do it a few times each week. We have a fantastic relationship. He has a girlfriend at school and lots of friends who he socialises with all the time. He is a totally level headed young man and we both understand what we do is just sexy fun. He is even bigger now and is getting more manly all the time. I will never have full sex with him as it would be totally wrong, even with protection, but I now see nothing wrong with our fun and hope it continues for another year or two.


Nov. 27, 2009 | 2:47 AM MamaLuigi145 says:

Good Luck! I hope that the drill sergent wont pick on you and dont ship you out to Lebanon!!!

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