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LazyMuffin's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 402 (From
94 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,035 Points
Road of the Dead
Hood Shaker
Unlocked 10/13/10
5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Gunslinger
Unlocked 10/13/10
10 Points Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
10 Points Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Road Dominator
Unlocked 10/13/10
25 Points Hit 50 highway soldiers
25 Points Hit 50 highway soldiers
Blunt Force Trauma
5 Points
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Flip Flop
10 Points
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Hydroficial Intelligence
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Meticulous
10 Points
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Don't Need Wheels
25 Points
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
No Mercy
25 Points
Hit 25 civilians
Quick Draw
25 Points
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Road Warrior
25 Points
Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man
25 Points
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters
50 Points
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher
50 Points
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball
50 Points
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Speed Racer
50 Points
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Tank
50 Points
Buy all the upgrades
Time To Spare
50 Points
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun
50 Points
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Zombie Sniper
50 Points
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Dead On Time
100 Points
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel
100 Points
Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army
100 Points
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Survivor
100 Points
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 3/24 (40/1,000 points)
Sally's Cats
Tutorialized
Unlocked 2/19/10
5 Points Beat the tutorial levels.
5 Points Beat the tutorial levels.
Flame On
10 Points
Set a cat on fire.
No Borders
10 Points
Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evader
25 Points
Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Pyromaniac
50 Points
Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Saviour
100 Points
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/200 points)
Santa Fu!
Sounds Good
Unlocked 12/24/09
10 Points Listen to all songs
10 Points Listen to all songs
Turbo Power
10 Points
Beat Level 1
Elfinator
25 Points
Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge
25 Points
Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow
25 Points
Beat Level 3
Nutcracker
50 Points
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer
50 Points
Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple
50 Points
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master
50 Points
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined
100 Points
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas!
100 Points
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Score!
Deaf
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points The sound of silence...
5 Points The sound of silence...
Frotteurism
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points It's just too hard to resist...
5 Points It's just too hard to resist...
Hospitalized
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Let's take this outside!
5 Points Let's take this outside!
Quitter
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Only losers give up and go home alone.
5 Points Only losers give up and go home alone.
Rejection
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Love hurts.
5 Points Love hurts.
Scooter Rooter
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
5 Points Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
The Flash
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
5 Points Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Thirsty
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
5 Points Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Violence
Unlocked 2/14/10
5 Points Put em up.
5 Points Put em up.
Alpha Male
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
10 Points Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Beached As
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
10 Points Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Booze Hound
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points Drink til you drop.
10 Points Drink til you drop.
Cock Block
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points Chicks before dicks.
10 Points Chicks before dicks.
Hungry
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
10 Points They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Sleazebag
Unlocked 2/14/10
10 Points Can anyone say... Date rape?
10 Points Can anyone say... Date rape?
Experimenting
Unlocked 2/14/10
25 Points Proven to double your chances!
25 Points Proven to double your chances!
Multicultural
Unlocked 2/14/10
25 Points Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
25 Points Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
True Gentleman
Unlocked 2/14/10
25 Points Treat her like a lady.
25 Points Treat her like a lady.
2's Company 3's...
Unlocked 2/14/10
50 Points ...a hell of a good time!
50 Points ...a hell of a good time!
Casanova
Unlocked 2/14/10
50 Points There's clearly no one that you can't please!
50 Points There's clearly no one that you can't please!
Score!
Unlocked 2/14/10
100 Points You are officially the master of scoring!
100 Points You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
Seed of Destruction
Infertility
Unlocked 5/19/09
5 Points Get a game over.
5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space
Unlocked 5/19/09
5 Points Pause the game.
5 Points Pause the game.
Backfire
Unlocked 5/19/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide
Unlocked 5/19/09
10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Drunken Air Show
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo
10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Hanging in There
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge
25 Points
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation
50 Points
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction
100 Points
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)
Solipskier
Bronze Medal in Awesomeness
Unlocked 9/30/10
10 Points Achieve 1m points in a single run.
10 Points Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Nice Jump
5 Points
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Where'd All My Tunes Go At?!
10 Points
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Wicked Tricks
10 Points
Achieve a 50x multi.
Awesome Combo!
25 Points
Achieve 100x multi.
Gold Medal in Awesomeness
25 Points
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Sick Air!
25 Points
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/110 points)
Spewer
Burp
Unlocked 5/5/09
5 Points Complete the first chapter.
5 Points Complete the first chapter.
Airhead
Unlocked 5/5/09
10 Points Complete the second chapter.
10 Points Complete the second chapter.
Rocket Sauce
Unlocked 5/5/09
10 Points Complete the third chapter.
10 Points Complete the third chapter.
Gishy
Unlocked 5/5/09
25 Points Complete the fourth chapter.
25 Points Complete the fourth chapter.
Conclusion
Unlocked 6/4/09
50 Points Complete the final chapter.
50 Points Complete the final chapter.
Architect
10 Points
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Perfectionist
100 Points
Complete the bonus chapter.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (100/210 points)
Spike - A Love Story
Beyond Words
Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points Cut Off a Conversation
5 Points Cut Off a Conversation
Droppin' Ten
Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points Ten Crush-Hugs
5 Points Ten Crush-Hugs
Easy Fiver
Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points Five Love Taps
5 Points Five Love Taps
Just Barely
Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points Far Right Smoosh
5 Points Far Right Smoosh
Centerpieces
5 Points
A Nice Center Smash
Comedic Timing
10 Points
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Quickie
10 Points
Far Left Hit
Teen Angst
10 Points
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Will Survive
10 Points
20 Hits in Survival
A Perfect Love
25 Points
Perfect Score in Story Mode
Blackjack
25 Points
21 Spikey Embraces
Superior Smoosher
25 Points
30 Hits in Survival
The Crusher
50 Points
40 Hits in Survival
MASTER SMASHER
100 Points
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
St. Pattack
The Special Day
Unlocked 3/17/10
10 Points Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
10 Points Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Juggling
10 Points
What an entertaining pastime!
Good Shepherd
25 Points
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Life Saver
25 Points
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
Master
50 Points
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
Stealing the Diamond
Aggressive Ending
Unlocked 8/2/11
50 Points Win the aggressive way
50 Points Win the aggressive way
Epic Ending
Unlocked 8/2/11
50 Points Win the epic way
50 Points Win the epic way
Undetected Ending
Unlocked 8/2/11
50 Points Win the undetected way
50 Points Win the undetected way
BUNP
5 Points
I TOLD you dog!
It's a Joke Guys
5 Points
I did it on purpose...
01100010
10 Points
6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Like a D6
10 Points
Lose 6 points
Failtastic
50 Points
Fail 55 times
Fail Champion
100 Points
Watch all 40 unique fails
Obscure Medal
100 Points
You know you want this medal
tldr
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)