LazyMuffin's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ninjas vs. Pirates TD]

what

Ninjas vs. Pirates AKA Jerking off the internet
I hate the idea because it's feeding the internet and it's stupid trends, but the game was average.

[Anarchistificationer]

Am I missing something?

I feel like I'm missing something.

I really don't see why this should get a 10, I'm sorry. The idea is cute, but isn't done very well. Just jumps from here to there without an actual idea. The whole platforming part was pretty bad. The sprites were crudely animated and I finished it in like 2 minutes.

Maybe this is some alternative thing I'm not getting.
Sorries.

Kyaztro responds:

If you think this is bad, you should check out daily third

[NG Sketchbook Tour 08]

Great job

I can't believe you added that note... THAT WAS PERSONAL FROM ME TO YOU.
I really likes Catoblapes' and Ansel's things.

NEXT TIME ASK FOR PERMISSION.

winks

[Raid Gaza!]

No one likes Israel

But you're not really portraying the whole deal correctly. Imagine living in Shderot for example and being rained with tens of missiles every day. The government has to do SOMETHING, and it's not that easy to communicate with a terrorist group.

Of course, they didn't "get" as much people as we did but if they had the power and technology they would have. Ahmadinijad has said publicly that he would drop a bomb to wipe out Israel if he could. It's not as if they're trying just to intimidate us since I'm pretty sure both sides know that were a stronger country.

Also, your game makes it seems like were randomly shooting missiles where ever, but we targeted about 600 lairs they are currently digging and a lot of civilian homes where they are launching their missiles from. You see, it's not like the terrorists have they're own special place where they shoot from, they hide behind civilians.

I do believe that if it were up to me I'd stop already, but history has shown up that they intend on going and going, so we'll try to get as many terrorists as possible.

Just to be clear, when I say Terrorists I don't mean any Palestinian citizen, but specific Hamas or Hizbaloalhahalala people. Also, if I could move all Israel somewhere else I probably would, and I don't think that we should really be here.

And about the game, meh. It was average.

[:the game:]

smart

and fun

[Dangers of Halloween]

pfpffffftt

you're silly.

de-Mote responds:

O: Whai thank you sir

[Look out, Mr Johnson!]

Very fun!

The proportions, humor, animation and controls were just right.
Also, as many said it's a very unique idea.

Just fun to see where it was about to go.

Good JOB.

molkman responds:

Thanksss.

[Maverick]

You ass.

As I was getting to level 15 I was thinking what I would write in the comment box. I was about to write that it's a fun concept and cool design but the music is horribly repetitive and that you should have a mute button.

After that horrible pig did what horrible pigs do, I wanted to mute it even more.

-1 for music.

And nice job on the ending, TOTALLY WORTH IT.

[Halloween Game Collab 07]

Repeditive and quite boring

I'll try to judge every game for itself.
1. Pico Graveyard Shift - The only game thats playable.
2. Candle light - The most boring thing ever. Had to re-open the window because there wasn't a 'quit' button.
3. Resurrection - It looked like you had a game and just changed the movie clips to be somewhat related to Halloween.
4. Dark Depth - Just too hard and confusing.
5. Tower Climb - I didn't see how it was Halloween-related but it was ok.
6. Blood Type - Just because the letters are bloody doesn't mean its Halloween themed. Also, with that font its hard to tell if a letter is a 0 or a O.
7. Its raining candy - Can't say its original but besides the repetitive voice clips its was ok.
8. Pumpkin Crash - Just boring
9. Gouhl Hunter - Not fun
10. Get off my lawn - Same game basically.

So sorry, I didn't like it. Don't take this too harsh, just what I think.

[Smiley Pong]

lolernasa

This is like normal pong only with a smiley face!

BRILLIANT!

nabibrian responds:

Thus, "Smiley Pong" . Thanks for the review?